Title: Esquilia, a Respectable Establishment

Fandom: Big Bang
Pairing: YOU x Lee Seunghyun, implied You x GD (yes, this is Het)
Rating: NC-17
Genre: Humor, Erotica
Summary: Work days are better when hot guys come and visit and talk about potent drinks. I guess you can thank me for giving you my shift. Again. :)
Warning: I was trying something new…This is supposed to be you (the reader) talking to…me? Or something like that. I wrote it a while ago and I was thinking about changing it to MxM, but I figure, hey, seriously, most of you readers are female, don’t you want in on the action? Anyways, I was going to do it 2^nd person, but then the tone was changed too much…I didn’t want it to sound dark (2^nd person made Seungri sound beyond creepy…which…is okay). Anyways. Let me know if this is just waaay too weird. That way I’ll know whether or not to try writing more stuff like this or not. :)
Suave!Seungri.

 

( You're working my shift again. Thanks! :D )

Title: “Fans Love This”

Fandom: Big Bang
Pairing: G-Ri
Rating: NC-17 I know…shameless.
Genre: Angst, Fluff
Summary: They were never really together, so how could they break up? Just act.
Warning: 2^nd POV + Explicit content = hey, u prepared to be a man? (lmfao *shot*)

This was a contest entry, but I totally forgot to post it on time…which is okay, because it fails.
Anyways, yeah, I'll post this at gdheartri when the contest is over. tch

Oh, and if I messed up any events timeline wise, I so sorryyy.
 

Title: Razor

Fandom: Big Bang
Pairing: G-Ri
Rating: R
Genre: Romance, Drama, Angst (Serious but still cute)
Summary: Seungri shaves his legs. Weird thoughts arise. Touchy-feelyness.
Warning: Girly!Seungri and 2ndPOV (which is my optimal writing style, sry thnx).

Note: So. Hi guys. I’m posting another one. Yeup. Just, be aware that this will not happen every day…Did anyone read this on Soompi? Anyways, I changed it up a little bit (not much), just moved around some sentences, switched up a word here or there, edited my horrible grammar. Oh joy! :D

Prease to enjoy?

 

( Tonight, it is going to happen. )

Title: February 14^th – “Dear Jiyong, I hate you.” - Seungri

Fandom: Big Bang
Pairing: G-Ri
Rating: R
Genre: Kinky-ish, PWP = Poor, Wounded Puppy = Seungri
Summary: Jiyong really likes to take his chances of getting caught by fans--apparently it gives him a “sense of euphoria.”

( Bathrooms are never safe places... )

Title: See the Signs
Fandom: Big Bang
Pairing: G-Ri
Rating: PG (lol) or maybe 13, because GD+TOP refuses to wash out their mouths with soap.
Genre: Fluff, Happiness, Crack, Cute, wtf
Summary: Jiyong doesn't like Seungri's stalker fans.

( It was funny in my head, at least. )

Title: Names, in General, aren't too Important
Fandom: Big Bang
Pairing: ToDae
Rating: NC-17
Genre: PWP (Honestly, anything that's a one shot and has pr0n is PWP to me. IDK if there's a more exact definition, but whatever).
Summary: Dancer!Daesung and Businessman!TOP. <3
Warning: This is AU. Age is about…23~25ish. :) And…uhm, no names are spoken. So…it’ll be crazy confusing? Maybe? Just go with your first thought about who is doing what, you’re probably right.
I dunno, usually when I write, I write as if I'm actually there, right? But then I write as if I don't know who they are, like I'm experiencing it with them ?(-->You'll understand when  you read the last three sentences...) Then it's just so difficult to go back and re-write it. So I refuse to edit this. -_-
At least, for a while.

( Near the center, in the middle of the most activity in the dance pit--that’s where he is.  )

I want some cool emotion icon things...

.... :)

Title: I’m Not Even Going To Ask Why You’re So Hot.

Subtitle: Boxers and Bowls of Fruit

Author: dn_soir 
Genre: ? Hot?, humor, fluffish, there's a tinge of sadness, but that is only because TOP is a jerk.
Pairing: GDYB
Rating: NC-17 (to be on the safe-side?)
Summary: Jiyong's graduation party isn't awesome, then it is.

( I totally forgot already. )

Title: ---

Author: dn_Soir

Rating: NC-17

Pairing: GDYB

Genre: Happy, plot-less sex

Warning: Uhm. Age? I’m not sure. Maybe like...a few years ago? Debut? And Girly!YB! WHAT?! Yes, GD is the boy here, OMGNOWAY. Lol. I actually ended up cutting a lot of weird filler crap. Those can be the starters of other PWPs.

I wanted to give

patra86  some goodness. Don’t starve! Eeeeaaaatttt~ YOUR THANKSGIVING GIFT! <3 <3 <3

 

 

( This is 199% dedicated to patra86, whether she likes it or not. )

Soooo, for those of you who have not heard of the phenomenal KOREAN group BIG BANG I am officially introducing you, with pictures, and with a great, fluffy fic featuring the two SEXEH BOYS in my icon, oh yeee-uh!!!
( PICTURES AND FIIIICCC )

Title: It’s Only Because They Tempted Me
            Definition: “Slut”, synonyms…Whore…Kazuya…^^
Author: Soir
Genre: SMUTCRACK Sorry, more JE bashing. Why does it come so easy?
Pairing: Mmmm….Kame X The World
Rating: Hahaa…NC-17
Disclaimer: RUSERIOZ?! I don’t own JE! But I own Lee Jun Gi, OMGYEAY!
Notes: *Big kisses to

paddyabroad::: The Third installment in the “Synonym” Series.
I went back and forth between this and the AkameKwP. >.<
OMG, Late night + Dir en Grey + Depeche Mode + Not wanting to finish an essay = Fiction TIME!!!
But I still really need to finish that essay, so, enjoy while I go deprive myself of sleep.
Oh, and just in case you haven’t noticed, this whole Series is pretty much Ryo-centric, because I have the last chapter all planned out and everything, so, great, right?

 

 

( Ryo laughed outright when Kazuya fell asleep, completely ignoring Jin’s anatomy which brushed angrily at his nose. )

Title: A Memorable Five Minutes
Fandom: Yuuki (JE/Trinity Stone?)
Pairing: Hama/Yuuki
Rating: ~PG-13 IDK!
Author's Notes: Not meant to be angst at all but that’s kinda how it turned out. (There is too much in that movie already.) ;_;  AHH, I go against my own sayings! But, angst can not be quashed, amIrite?!)

 

 

( ...I want to read more OguriKazu fics!!! I want to write more too!!!! But I HAVE NO TALENT!!! >.< )

 

Title: Chapter 2 - >No Cool Title<

Author: Soir

Paring: Akame (KAMEnishi)…Pikame…NishiNashi

Rating: PG-13, for language…　

Genre: Pi-Bashing…In honor of Paddy.

Disclaimer: I laugh. Oh, and today I dropped three quarters on the ground>>>the extent of my wallet. ^^ (Of course, I picked those quarters back up, ha, ha, ha…)

Notes: Ugh, looking back, the last chapter was so rushed and choppy; horrible first start. *Apologizes* Hopefully this chapter will flow more easily… Nope.

 

( ARGH, EVERYTHING IS SO SLOW IT'S MURDERING ME!!!*OVERCOME IWTH MASSIVE FITS OF RAGE* Caaaaalming down....... )

Title: Chapter 1 - Oranges, Ties, and Moldy Boxes
Author: Soir

Pairing: Akame, mmmmm…A.K.A.>>> Kamenishi (And perhaps some NishiNashi! OMG, HAHAHHAAAA!!!!!! *speechless*> Ryo X Kazuya?!??!!!!!! NishiYa?)

Rating:………………………………….TBO
Disclaimer: Oddly enough, the idea of owning them is kind of a turnoff…Sure, I’d like to meet them…Buuut….*is afraid her image of them will be smashed* But, not really.>>> Am I the only one who thinks this?!?!?
(And, because I really wanted to…):
Summary: Kamenashi Kazuya, an employee at Yamashita Pharmaceuticals, undergoes constant stress and annoyances. While he doesn’t hate his job, he honestly can say he wouldn’t think twice about switching to a different occupation. In addition to living in an apartment which he very well could be evicted from at any time, he is constantly being sexually harassed by a man whom he very much wishes he didn’t have to call “boss”, and, to make matters worse, Kazuya finds a large box on his front door step which contains something he really wishes the police would just take care of… 
--
( OMG, HANA KIMI DOWNLOADS SO FAST!!!>>>Is loving Taiwan right now!!! Yeay!! But, dang, I can't watch it, because I'M SO TIRED, and I have so many things to study for, so good night all!!! )

 

Title: Shampoo
Author: Soir
Pairing: PIN!
Genre: Vague, short,
Rating: R I guess
Disclaimer: I own neither Kimi wa Petto nor JE people…Shit, yes I do.
Notes: BECAUSE she has been so mean and has infected me with numerous cases of the “PlotRODENTS,” 

paddyabroad is hereby given the gift of vague, quick, and SHORT smut with random tense changes. Because I wanted to get part of the virus out of my mind before it drove me off a cliff and also because even though I’ve only know Paddy for a short while, somehow I love her and her spaaaam to death! ^^ Oh, I wasn't sure who you wanted to be  "Iwaya," so Yamapi happily took the role.

 

 

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Title: Just Because I have Boobs, Doesn’t Mean You Can Mock Me!
    Besides, I’ve Always Wanted Them
Author: dn_soir
Genre: Crack
Rating: Mainly PG-13~R…
Disclaimer: >.<;;; Not really! And seriously, I only bash JE because I love them so much. Also, I forget who it was, but I thank whoever came up with the catchy phrase “YamapiSHIT.” ^^ It very much inspired me as well, and I take no credit for it.
Notes: This is inspired by

paddyabroad. This is the Second story in the “Synonym” Series. Thaaaanks, Paddy, for encouraging me to continue this crack by giving me awesome catch phrases. Sorry it’s taken me so long to write such a lengthy piece of poo.

 

     Oh, and if anyone catches the Drama/Show reference, OMG, I love you! American show…

 

 

( And one particular thing that they’ve noticed, the anti-fans that is, happens to be Yamashita Tomohisa’s impressive bust size. )

 

Title: Synonyms for “Jin”
Author: dn_soir
Pairing: Jin/Everyone? Nonexistent
Genre: Crack
Rating: PG-13 (but only because of language and certain magazines.) And THE LENGTH, OMG I’M SO SORRY IT’S SO SHORT! I CANNOT THINK!

 

( Read more... )

But we all know something like this most definitely happened. *pwned*

Title: Exchanging Gifts
Author: Soir
Rating: R-ish? IDK!)
Fandom: JE
Summary: CRACK!
Disclaimer: Haha…Um…Jin owns everyone’s ass…
Notes: So I’ll be honest. I really really dislike angst, so when I look at fan-fiction lists and see that angst has pretty much dominated EVERY fandom possible, it seriously breaks my heart. Even if Jin has left JE, he’s gone (hopefully) of his own accord, and therefore while it is easy to insinuate all the bad circumstances that could have happened, why don’t we all focus a bit more on the happy stuff, ey? 

( He noticed that neither Ryo nor Yamapi were present. )

Yeay, People, Be haaaapppy!!!

Title: Stripper
Author: dn_soir
Rating: PG-13, maybe?
Fandom: JE
Summary: CRACK!
Disclaimer: >.< Fever to Future!! ^^
Notes: Because the world needs more questionable crack.
( Ryo, of course, was skeptical of Jin’s smile and unnerved by Yamapi’s. They assured him that they would only be doing some good, old-fashioned, clean fun. )